The Humane Society in Silicon Valley, California is being brutally honest about a dog up for adoption: he’s terrible.

“He goes from zero to Cujo in .05 seconds,” says the post.

Among the other great lines:

• “Some dogs love kids. We have a bunch of child-lovin’ dogs. Eddie the Terrible, however, is not one of them.”
• “He has a weird thing about sleeping in the crate. And by weird thing we mean ‘nope, not happening’. A bed in your room? Awesome. In the bed with you? Better. In a crate? Let him sing you the song of his people…”
• “If you love a challenge, are looking for the dog of a lifetime and think you can handle the thirteen pounds of terror that is Eddie, we won’t stop you. …. But don’t say we didn’t warn you “

Check out the post (and the pictures) here!